OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness

this is our happiness butter. my one gift is that you do put the happiness butter directly on the stone. I know you’ve smiled with a cast iron before, but it is like that. It is going to compliment the stone, it’s just gonna hug the butter okay?

guys like me just call this Monday

what if instead it was called apple fools and i ate an aple

>she ordered the tripple diddy burger with a side of diddy fries and a large diddy cola

I can’t fully explain it but this is what the Mario galaxy movie was like

complete gorillaz iceberg

jason voorhees if he were gen z be like ts ts ts ahh ahh ahh

Well, I’ll be damned. It finally happened.

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

The Hornets are one win away from creating a bit of NC sports history. A win in the next play-in game would mean the Panthers, Hornets and Hurricanes each made the playoffs in the same season. That has never happened before. NC pro sports are so back.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IN CHARLOTTE

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Fuck the flyers, fuck cheesesteaks, fuck rocky, fuck wawa, fuck chase utley, fuck the eagles, fuck ben franklin, fuck tina fey, fuck will smith, fuck noam chomsky, fuck gritty, fuck kelly green, fuck claude giroux, fuck the liberty bell, fuck jason kelce, fuck delco

My pet rabbit's gone, T. The vet gave it to youth in Asia. "Euthanasia?" Yeah, some kid in China or some shıt, I don't know.

Coach K’s grandson, Joseph Savarino, was arrested for DWI after allegedly hitting and killing a 15-year-old cyclist in Durham, per TMZ He reportedly had a .11 BAC. Investigation ongoing.