would die for him

Looking back on when we first met
You asked me to join your illegal quartet
Fights and violent crimes
Do them all the time
You can make me hooligan

Everyone always forgets about robot actor #96664 who played breakthrough character Stereo Subtitled in the Friends pilot.

Hi! Still disabled, still awaiting PIP assessment and still living in a homeless shelter. If you fancy making my life a bit less shit, I have donation pages.

paypal.me/frizfrizzle
ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle

Always hate tweeting this, but it seems the only way I can eat nowadays.

Every sponsored post on Facebook nowadays is 'Hello I'm Doris, I'm three hundred years old and made a cake, give me fucking validation' with some AI horror.

you know what's wild! when i was a kid, I hated my freckles! now that I'm an adult, I hit a postman with my honda civic

Can’t wait to see this. Looks so sweet

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Ed Balls Day is far too commercialised. I remember when it was about family.

Ed Balls

The mind-boggling mirror trick shot from Robert Zemeckis' CONTACT.

Everyone always forgets about robot actor #96664 who played breakthrough character Stereo Subtitled in the Friends pilot.

Something sweaty this way comes.

Monday the 29th, let's give a little back to Graham Linehan in a special episode of my podcast Respect the Dead - The Podcast (with 𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚜)

So is she gonna be 'Zendaya Holland' or is he going to become 'Tom'

Off to a 90s themed dinner party. I'm edgy 90s comedian Jazz Pickering. Women are slaaaags!