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Fritz VonMayhem

@FritzVonMayhem

I’m just an everyman trying to halt the decline of Western Civilization by reinforcing what it means to be a good man, husband and father. I wrote a book on it.

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This is the end goal for men in this country, if the emascilation jockeys have their way.

A fat, unhealthy, unattractive, gender- ambiguously low testosterone beta male blob that will unquestioningly simp for any Marxist outrage. Just point and shoot at whatevs…

Currently,…

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Yes.

And note that they make it very hard to get the “goodstuff” anymore.

They cut their product like asshole drug dealers. Seed oils hidden in cheap olive oil.

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A thesis on why daycare is a central plank in the Marxist plot to destroy Western civilization (or late-stage capitalism in their parlance).

Destroy their sense of self by fracturing the family bond, then destroy their capability to think in government schools.

Then, point them…

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The estrogen mafia has deeply infected the government school system.

This mysandrist coven has done more to destroy western civ than any other group besides crooked politicians (but I repeat myself) and the cartels.

Neuter the boys, and you destroy the backbone of a society.…

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My backyard is pretty cool.

I'm on a three-day man trip with my middle son. He asked if we could go camping, and I always agree to any opportunity to spend time with my kids.

We will hike, lift weights, ride a few MTB trails, and eat tinfoil dinners by a campfire.

We drove for…

My backyard is pretty cool. I'm on a three-day man trip with my middle son. He asked if we could go camping, and I always agree to any opportunity to spend time with my kids. We will hike, lift weights, ride a few MTB trails, and eat tinfoil dinners by a campfire. We drove for…
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Regular reading to your toddler gives them a huge cognitive capability boost and can affect later IQ…

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The people in charge of nutritional science have repeatedly beclowned themselves. I mostly ignore them.

Margarine > butter
Eggs have cholesterol
Seed oils are heart healthy alternatives
Raw milk is bad
Corn syrup > sugar

The government will push whatever lobbyists bribe them to…

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Holy crap.

If your routine involves more than a minute of scrubbing with Dr Bronners and brushing your teeth, you're a woman.

Consider tucking.

😂😂😂

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Your goal is to produce a socially desirable child by the age of 4.

Nobody likes a little monster, and your child will feel the inhrrent rejection because you failed to teach them properly.

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