Me: I'm going to watch a movie on Netflix *Me still scrolling through options an hour later*

Other girls: I'm not a bitch, it's just my face! Me: I am a bitch. Its not just my face.

Do you ever just sit and think about how much you love your dogs. Like damn... I made that

Probably not a great sign 4this guy that the min 48 Hours started I said "Oh, not the Mountain guy" #whenyourreputationspeaksforyou #48Hours

Me @ the kind of disgusting, pointless & invasive questions Dr Phil asks #48Hours

Can't trust em...

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I won't walk 500 miles, and I definitely won't walk 500 more. #LazyAssSongs

Oh, Pee-Wee 😭😐😐😐 #Dateline Dateline NBC Keith Morrison