Skittle haired white people everywhere: 😫🤬🤯😭
As if they're the standard for parenting💀

Diesels worth the price of gold
It's the cheapest grain he's ever sold

He sleep

I found what I want to do when I grow up

Whoa 😳 didn’t see this coming but all this kid needs is a chance

There's a reason most practical liberals are 45 and older

Just saw a guy on the side of I-40 loading a Suburban onto a bumper pull connected to a half ton 👀👀🍿

Whatever this is is what's wrong with society

One minute your phone is in your hand, next minute it's in your neighbor's house

PLAY ME A SONG CURTIS LOEW!!

Someone tell me to stop worrying about the softball team 😭

Never seen someone talk tough while simultaneously being afraid of the direct message feature on Twitter 😂😂
I've heard some sorry excuses but, DAMN

I've been accused of a lot of things but never talking out the side of my neck. Don't talk about it, be about it

When people jump in my mentions to cry about some dumb shit I really need to start keeping track of how many times they reply. Could make a leaderboard of dumb people 🤔