Suggesting that predatory financial products weren’t actually predatory based on the reason the provider said they originally started providing them is hilarious

I know Bron, Nike, & the NBA were all happy as hell when HD TV took hold and his highlights stopped looking indistinguishable from highlights that were 20yrs older

Im actually not pro charging parents generally but gifting the child an assault rifle and moving on with your life and not taking any real safety precautions on gun access just seems pretty insane to me. Dad gotta eat that charge just for being a dumbass

I could NOT handle being a technical support person at all My kids: DAD, THE XBOX IS BROKEN! Me: *plugs in the xbox and immediately starts daydreaming about being a tech support person*

If i was Hunter Biden, i would plead guilty to any federal charge they say i did. Who cares. It would keep me and my family out of the spotlight and my dad can quietly pardon me or commute any sentence im facing on his last day in office & we can ride off into obscurity

This is a rare time i’ll be pro landlord but mom and pop landlords can definitely suck but rarely like these big landlording operations do

That Japan and Germany lost, because how come my driveway has an Audi & Toyota in it?

Covert operations are supposed to get blown up by outside sources, not the operatives themselves. How you gon be a whistleblower on yourself?!?

Another example of a gender doing something that might be fun and nice to them but the other wont care much bc i definitely would have to smile and pretend this was cute while wondering “did she pay a premium for this gift package” or “did she waste time making all this?!?”

I saw some polling of Cuban Americans and they dont even believe this shit anymore. Republicans over played their hand when they tried to label Biden as a leftist. Everyone was like, oh, theyre just saying anything now

Why do Americans think free speech is a global right and not just the first amendment of our own constitution? Lol

Women either dont believe what we say, dont care, or simply arent listening at all. You could tell your girl that u never want a gift again and would rather her just focus on never getting on your nerves. What will she do? Buy you a gift that u dont want, to get on your nerves😭

Drake & Nike: lets see if the noise has died down yet Instagram:

MSNBC is touting the fact that Dick Cheney is voting for Kamala. Im marveling at the fact that dems have moved far right enough for Dick Cheney to be on board. Dems wanna be the moderate republican party so bad😭