Everyone knows the WAFFLE house test for hurricanes. If the Waffle houses are not open it is a catastrophic hurricane. The Trump administration has the HAMBURGER HELPER test. Sales are up 14%. Not good.

To be clear, MAGA’ts control: 1. The House 2. The Senate 3. The Executive 4. The Supreme Court There is only one party responsible for the shutdown

Yup. Prices are dropping so fast it like trying to catch a falling knife

Trump’s 27 point peace plan? Are we sending the USS Missouri for the signing like we did to Japan?

Mark Kelly cannot be involuntarily recalled because of his age. It’s the law.

BREAKING: Senator Mark Kelly incinerates Pete Hegseth as “totally unqualified” to be Defense Secretary as the former Fox News host launches a sham military investigation into him. It's American war hero versus drunk MAGA zero... “I don’t know Pete Hegseth well. I sit on the

We are going to the airport. What do you think?

A young member of our military is now dead because of Trump’s bizarre hubris. There was no reason for the national guard to be in DC. We hope he is held accountable.

John Mitchell took the fall for Nixon, so who is going to take the fall for Trump?

Congratulations to Joe Biden. We did not realize until last night’s speech by Trump of how powerful and omnipresent your 4 year administration was to our country. Trump brings up your name everyday and it’s a year later.

Top secret video? Our ass it is. It’s little boat in the middle of the ocean that you destroyed with a kinetic weapon which is basically hitting it with a rock. What is “top secret”?

Who wants to buy used Russian S-300 and S-400 air defense systems. 80% off. Contact Jose in Venezuela for details.

🚨 Breaking News! Robby Roadsteamer has been arrested by ICE in Minnesota today! Please RT

Got roughed up and Arrested by 20 ICE Agents in Minnesota today for being Awesome in a Giraffe onesie! Here's the unedited widescreen version!🦒💙 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to be awesome around ICE and MAGA!

Most people don't know there's 4 presidents in this picture

ICE Chases Protestor In Major Escalation in Minnesota — Air Force Called In

This is our parody of "Piece of My Heart" by the amazing Erma Franklin. Our version addresses the current situation unfolding with #Trump and #Greenland, and has rude words - it's called "Piece of Denmark". In solidarity with all fellow Europeans facing tariffs and trauma. #25th

The Melania Movie is being panned so severely Rotten Tomatoes is considering adding it to their 100 worst movies list before it opens.

To all those MAGA’s who are boycotting the Bad Bunny half time show because he doesn’t sing in English, we challenge you to listen to Eddie Vedder singing “Black”. Good Luck understanding that.

We are giving Chloe Kim our highest medal of honor for standing up for USA and shutting down Trump’s typical attempt to bully and intimidate her into silence. There is a reason the first amendment is “the first amendment “.