Chat is it being beautiful out an excuse to drink???

Secured the self-revive #medkit #expand

Chat is this a #shrink or a #expand

Something’s just go without saying… #nukemycampus #BonnieBlue

Knicks and Yankees both losing in a day makes me feel like an 8 year old on Christmas #howyadoin

Put this little bugger in the penitentiary for his ride to the vet #innovationthatexcites

Just a quick reminder for all my fellas out there to make sure to wish any and every girl whose tiddies you’ve sucked on a happy Mother’s Day! They’ll appreciate it tons and might even let you spin back!

The people asked, and I obliged. 23 follower Minecraft house reveal #selfdox

If drinking a beer at 1:15 pm at my local pool was a crime, I’d be serving life #expand

K guess I’ll just fucking off myself #thanksguys

Would willingly let her perform castration on me #please

First ever royal flush we’re so fucking back

THE ECONOMY IS GOING UNDER, I REPEAT THE ECONOMY IS GOING UNDER

Thoughts on enacting a treaty that requires all freshmen to lift at north rec instead of the rpac cuz holy shit #nuke

Girl at the gym asked to work in with yours truly, never been so fucking scared in my life (definitely a freshmen)

Being sick has made me realize how badly I want a girl, like I guarantee if I had a bad bitch whipping me up some chicken soup I would have been over this cold in a day

Nice to know that the sit across from a bad bitch at the library method STILL has NOT been patched

Still convinced this was the greatest ragebait bit of all time

Where do heads get bag in Vegas?? #help