He looks like a guy who is going to help the Nazis find the Ark of the Covenant.

Jacob Rees-Mogg loses his seat, AND the sun has come up so he can't leave the hall until tonight.

Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.

Still enjoying this 24 hours on.

Why are you sitting like that

FULL SPEECH: Kamala Harris and Tim Walz deliver a historic and electrifying speech in a packed arena in Philadelphia – their first event together since Walz became Harris' running mate. This is worth watching in its entirety.

this campaign is the biggest proof point for "internet culture is its own language now." memes, shitposts, etc are no longer a vehicle or "format" they are the actual language through which people interpret, understand, and share information. giving v the medium is the message

It will never not be funny to me how much this lot fetishise The Matrix, a strongly queer-coded film made by trans sisters about a multiracial group with a strong female lead who fight against militaristic, fascistic conformity brought on by a misplaced trust in tech companies.

Democratic Convention reveals new ad featuring unearthed footage of January 6: “If Trump is elected, he will never be held accountable.”

The increasingly emphatic teleprompter messages to Kari Lake are my new roman empire.

Very nice to see this doing the rounds again. When I was a little kid I used to go to Manchester and come back with the accent. Harry and Paul thought this was very funny so wrote the sketch. The timing was perfect. 😎

APPLE TV+: Our latest show stars four Oscar winners and costs $75M per episode. We have done zero advertising for it and it has been viewed by approximately 47 people. NETFLIX: We’re excited to announce a seventh season of our most watched show, Airport Bathroom Toilet Camera.

I better go superviral for this...

therapist: winona ryder as bjork isn’t real. she cant hurt you winona ryder as bjork:

CARRIE FISHER promoting Star Wars on French TV, and speaking very good French.

I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing Ba☦️is✝️a to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch