Something about the term ‘bullet header’ makes me want to vomit through every hole that can vomit

HWANG IT IN THE FUCKING LOUVRE

Which of these annoyingly good penalty-taking bastards should I bench

Sorry not that I care about the cup but what the actual fuck is my cup opponent’s wildcard team

I would have lost if I didn’t have Jota

If you are struggling to get millennial staff to remember instructions, you probably haven’t tried a contrived mnemonic based on a relatively obscure 2000s footballer

Should probably have benched Foden for Douglas Luiz shouldn’t I

Fine. You're not invited

Why is no one considering Maddison?

What a special afternoon for all of us 🙌🏼

So, so deserved. Kobbie Mainoo has received his first call-up to the England senior squad 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #MUFC || #ThreeLions

My nan when she’s planning to spend the weekend pelting rocks at passers by

Privileged to witness the Aurora Boreanaz from the tranquility of my back garden last night. Beautiful stuff x

Ash v Nick #FPLCommunity Charity Match! Raising money for Street Child United Donate here: justgiving.com/campaign/nick-… Date: Saturday 7th June Venue: The Hive, Camrose Ave, London, HA8 6AG Arrive: 12pm Kick Off: 1pm Event Finish: 3pm 11-a-Side - Bonus Chips - Live Streamed - Mic'd Up

Give this some love - a great event for a great cause organised by some great lads

Last minute training round mine (according to LaunchPod Studios 😂) today! Team Nick aka JUiCE-ventus are ready to go! Let’s have a look at the collection of absolute LEGENDS we’ve assembled… Elliott - Player #429 on #SquidGameTheChallenge CDM/CM - A killer of a pass but could be killed from too much running.

My team The FPL JUiCE Show 😍 Az Elliott - Player #429 on #SquidGameTheChallenge FPL Dachshund FPL Focal Discomfort (Kieran) FPL Plonker ED FPL Savage TrophyFPL (Mo) 🏆 FPL_BRUNO FPL pessimistic potato FPLJim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ FPL Panda FPL WittyName

What an amazing day ❤️ The The FPL JUiCE Show charity match was such a success. ✅ Great competitive match ✅ Raised over 2k for charity ✅ Had a laugh with the FPL community ✅ Witnessed Ed’s moustache ✅ Oh, and won the bloody Trophy 🏆

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bryan Mbeumo to Manchester United, here we go! Green light from Brentford and club to club agreement reached for £70m package, as The Athletic | Football reports. Contract agreed weeks ago with Mbeumo as he only wanted Man United move. After Cunha, Mbeumo next for #MUFC.

The wait is over.