You have to be the world’s largest pussy to make this statement

Finn found my old STX viper head from the 90s and is making me use it at the park

Just so you know, there is a USPS cape. Our mailman was wearing it yesterday.

Yeah man. It’s totally crazy the podcast studio owned and operated by the panthers doesn’t have any Sen’s merch

He has risen! Happy Easter!

I think it’s important for some of you to realize that you aren’t required to tweet everything that happens to you

A lot of you need to get out more. Over 3,000 thru hike the Appalachian trail each year and 1,000 do the PCT. People in these towns always help thru hikers. Just because you live in a shit part of the country doesn’t mean everyone has nefarious intentions

this is elite level marketing

it’s important to me to be the cool uncle and as a result they get cool shit

me when being introduced to the other parents at my kid’s “prestigious” $80k a year boarding school

Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between being held at gun point and watching my team during the playoffs

well that was a rough Ford F-150 Final Five for the bruins

just came downstairs at midnight to my 11 year old making guacamole from scratch and acting like it was a totally normal thing to be doing at midnight

I’m having déjà vu watching my local hockey team, the Boston Bruins, being on the power play in the Stanley Cup playoffs

Imagine trying to explain to someone which of these was a goal

Now that the game is over, can someone explain what was illegal about this hip check? Contact was above the knees so no clipping call. What am I missing here?

It’s that time of year where I get to have helicopters flying over and around my house because people forget the weather is colder on the top of the mountain vs the bottom. I’m always amazed at the stupidity of people

Just a boy and his dog patrolling their estate