Haymitch got a biography and biopic before me? What is wrong with the world.

Annie and I are both shirtless.

Now that all the guys have their shirts off… Ladies?

Apparently everyone is taking off their shirts.

See? Annie gets it.

You’re absolutely adorable.

[Slides this under Ezra Rukin’s front door.]

[If I wasn’t deeply and happily in love with Annie, I would be commenting on Lara. Like reminding everyone about the threesome I had with her and an ex boyfriend of hers.]

[Anyone hear about the threesome Ezra had?]

[The one with me, obviously!]

[Would you have preferred if I only made direct eye contact?]

[You didn’t look at me much either and I know how amazing I look naked.]

[Very true. I don’t want to jinx it or anything, but I’m surprised it hasn’t been requested more often. We must be really expensive together.]

[You like calling her a psychotic bitch, don’t you? You’re not wrong.]

Damn.

Golden boy.

Ladies, I appreciate all the support.

Ezra and I might actually get to mentor with Haymitch. Never thought that would happen.

Two victors?! Holy shit.