It be like that, it really do.

“Protection?! I can protect you. You don’t need to go out and join some... group!”

“She’s not walking the streets. She’s with me. If they want to come get her, let them. I’ll murder every single one.”

“Unrealistic scenarios.”

“Well, he should have been more aware.”

“I’ll quit my job then if it’s bad.”

“Yes.”

—; Yang would be a good person for a loan shark/Mafia AU. Change my mind.

“I don’t care.”

“I’ll do anything.”

I have zero impulse control I’m finna make one dbfhzhhsah

I might also make her a dragon Faunus cause fuck it

Dragons are real.

Yes.

Arisa: *Steps on scale* Niji: *puts her own foot on behind Arisa to make it weigh a lot more* Arisa: What the fuck

Casually gropes Yae Miko while walking past her.

“It’s cute how Arisa is shy about me just touching her. If I really wanted I’d eat her out anywhere I want.”

“You make it sound like we would break up if they did.”

“But then I couldn’t show you off~.”

Would never.