TBF, our hospitality guests used to drink fizzy stuff out of their shoes. But that’s because we couldn’t afford champagne flutes. Or champagne.

Wait a minute. That’s our FG05!

We all know it was just a ploy so that Seb could talk all things Forti with Pedro. Hopefully Seb was able to stay long enough to catch Forti winks…

Looks rather like a Forti FG01 if you ask me…

This was only 26 years ago. The smaller F1 teams only existed out of 30 people. Can you imagine that today? #F1 #RetroF1 #Forti

Really hope Atlassian Williams Racing don’t ask for a right to review over the time Luca took out Jacques at Monaco… 😬

There’s a (bit of) a Forti for sale!! 💰 💰💰

Great to see Simtek F1 🟣 🇬🇧 🏎🏁 back in F1. Perhaps it’s time for ourselves and Pacific Racing to find some more dollars too. Anyone know if Pedro Diniz is bored of farming yet?

We’ve posted lap times that were longer than Liz Truss’s time in office… #Forti #F1 #LizTruss

BRB. Just firing up the fax machine…

We’re perfect. Sustainability: we won’t run the cars due to lack of funds. No running = no CO2. Funding: “Hello, Mr Diniz? It’s us again…” Positive societal impact: this account was quite popular a while ago. We reckon it can be again. Just need some Cosworths…

CAR LAUNCH Delighted to reveal the 2023 Forti Corse FG04. This definitely isn’t last year’s car. Not at all. Or the ‘96 car. #F1

Now THIS is how you launch a #F1 car youtu.be/t68QLpx2RVE

🚨 COMING SOON 🚨 Gone in Forti Seconds - the new docu series. 40 x 40 minute episodes (they were due to be 37.5 minutes each, but filming over-ran by 107%) Available upon receipt of a Cosworth engine fee.

That time Forti had a new gearbox for Belgium but after putting it in their T-car they did not. #F1 #RetroF1

BIG NEWS!

We also didn’t complain to the FIA. The fax machine isn’t working and the phone lines have been disconnected. We rather like Toto’s yellow phone too. And we’d quite like access to the blueprint data of the F1 Academy car, as it’s probably quicker than ours…

Should have tried in 1995…

How’s the head, Pedro? #wobbly

#Forti #Yellow