Coz when we score set pieces.. it's art.. none of that Royal Rumble shit!

Arsenal fans going on about our corner. It was practised. Well worked out. Inventive and brilliantly executed. It wasn’t throw a grenade in there mixed with Keystone Cops and WWE.

After yet another big game disappearing act, Florian Wirtz has 0 goals & 0 assists in 11 games vs Arsenal, Atleti, Chelsea, City, Everton, Inter, Manchester United, Real Madrid & Villa. Congrats on the client journalism after some stat padding against Barnsley & Qarabag though.

I can't believe after 4 wins for Carrick he's being asked questions about that afro twat from United Stand. Hopefully, he'll be binned off tomorrow after we beat West Ham and won't have to hear about the twat ever again. Silly bastard. 🚮

Like for RT for Kevin De Bruyne Bruno Fernandes

❤️🤍🖤 Valentine’s Giveaway ❤️🤍🖤 I have three United ‘99 x Sensible Soccer prints to give away (frame not included) Just RT and I'll pick a winner Sunday 🍀🇾🇪 Feat. Cole vs Spurs Giggs vs Arsenal Solskjaer vs Bayern

Kate Scott's powerful statement on racism in football ❤️

Don’t say anything, just repost to boost the pain😂❤️

“We’re still 8 points clear.” “We’re still 6 points clear.” “We’re still 3 points clear.” “We’re only 2 points behind.” “Oh we’ll win it next year.” Gets better every year.

Beating wolves at home isn’t for everyone 🤷‍♂️

Banter Era Golden Era

❌ Eze: 0 Goals in 11 PL games ❌ Odegaard: 1 Goal in 19 PL games ❌ Saka: 1 Goal in 11 PL games ❌ Trossard: 1 Goal in 12 PL games ❌ Martinelli: 1 Goal in 21 PL games ❌ Madueke: 2 Goals in 18 PL games ❌ Gyokeres: 3 NPG’s in 15 PL games ✅ Own goals: 5 in 27 PL games 😂

Can tell straight away this cunts a Scouse fan, proper waffling

Juan Mata just produced this in the Melbourne Derby 🤯 Not bad for a 37yo… The former Manchester United, Chelsea and Spain midfielder has been all class for Melbourne Victory in 2025-26.

𝐉𝐉 𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (𝟏𝟓) in the U18 Premier League: 17 GAMES 🏟️ 14 GOALS ⚽️ 𝟏𝟓 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒-𝐎𝐋𝐃 🥶

POTENTIAL PUSKAS WINNER 🤯🤯🤯 Colombian winger Alejandro Piedrahita with an absolute beauty for CSKA Sofia

This my friends, is what you call agenda! Counting Gyokeres goals in all competitions & with zero context! If we’re going to count, let’s do it properly! Joao Pedro 39 matches 17 goals 0 pens Hugo Ekitike 36 matches 15 goals 0 pens Victor Gyokeres 36 games 15

Don't say anything, just Retweet ❤️

Reminds me of myself with the ⚡️ speed he has

Congratulations to Kenedy on winning the 2026 Puskás award 🤯🤯🤯