Very odd little insta cook man instagram.com/reel/DTINk7ejL…

Ladies love a freak in the sheets: 😏

Made some homemade lentil soup and a massive bowl of steamed kale for supper. Needless to say, I now REALLY want a Mars bar.

Harvesting crème brûlée. My acrylic painting.

Just rolled my eyes so hard I glimpsed my optic nerve. This place. Jesus.

Watching this for the hundredth time.

I’ve been recommending this for 20 years. Watch it. Or else.

New Trump Voodoo doll just dropped.

La gente de Cádiz es la mejor del mundo

2024: I want to be in love 2026: Sew me airtight.

Christmas T shirts have just arrived. So glad I paid so much for express delivery and they refuse to refund it. Printerval UK

Sounds crazy, I know, but I think looking after ill people then watching them die is starting to get me down a bit.

“Where is Vader?” “He’s left to join Reform, sir.”

Paulo Coelho apparently opined “A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.” I would counter that with “When in a queue, wondering how to reach a Mars Bar without losing your place, you must go without. Again.”

Still one of the funniest videos out there

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I still want one.

To add to this new accolade, I hear Trump is tipped for: ‘Smells least of bowels & Broadmoor’ ‘Least likely to rape his kids & yours’ 2025/26’ What the fuck is wrong with these sycophants?