My two girl dogs go to pee outside my apartment on the grass, same place for years. Ordnung pulls up checks ID and asks why I didn't pick the poo up. Told them to maybe check my dogs sex or check the grass. Must be a slow night for them.

Which official decided red and white vs white and red was perfectly fine in the Bayern vs FC Köln game?

Great series between G2 Esports and T1 VALORANT. Loved the end line Medic , "just another Friday for T1"

Fast enough yet? 🥱 Think again! 15/07

Rise and shine, see you at Gamescom, hall 2.2

Great to run into @JoRoSaR just as I was leaving Gamescom. We share a birthday and passion for esports even after all these years. Happy birthday next week John 🎉🥳

If you are at #gamescom on Saturday and Sunday, make sure to visit the booth of ADAC and EA SPORTS WRC in Hall 10.1 to compete in the leaderboard challenge. The fastest driver of each days TOP 4 final takes home a brand-new 49-inch ultrawide AGON by AOC monitor. #wrc #gamescom2024

If you are at Gamescom today and have the skills to be top 4 you have a chance to win a 49" AGON by AOC screen and take it home! Get to the ADAC booth and play EA SPORTS WRC

Hope these steam issues aren't causing havoc at Gamescom right now. Just sat down to play, nope, not even able to get in offline mode.

You can't ask for more from a worlds final than this.

Holy molly T1 Faker goes god mode once again! 5 times world champion! Incredible

Players? ✅ Talents?✅ Here's who you can see tomorrow during the Snapdragon Mobile Open Finals! APJ: live from 16:00 SGT EUR&MENA: live from 19:00 CET #SnapdragonProSeries #ALUEsports

A worrying direction for esports. Co-streaming is great as an addition but not as a replacement.

In Paris this weekend for meetings and to enjoy Red Bull Gaming League of it's own. Anyone else in town? Feel free to say hi on Sunday at the venue

We looked unstoppable today with the Premier League table starting to look straight out of the 80's. Only injuries can stop our run for the title now I think.

Thanks to the assholes setting off fireworks at 10.30 this morning while I walked the dogs.....

Someone call the Police, there's been a mugging in Paris by the men in red.

Such a shame to hear of Shushei's passing. I've lot's of great memories of him from Season 1,2,3 in @Fnatic as a world Champion to his time qualifying and playing with Dragonborns in Cologne. May his legendary chest bump remain in esports history youtube.com/watch?v=SHolob…

You are the best. One week of camping, 280,000 #24hNBR visitors - and today it looks like this! Simply amazing! Thank you. 🏕️ #HeartRace

How champions are made 🏆