Beware of pick pockets

Today I crossed a hi-viz jacket with a camouflage jacket. It spontaneously combusted.

In the pound #bandcamp sale, you can download the 2015 Dodson and Fogg album, And When the Light Ran Out, a psych folk outing with lots of flute, sitar and trippy guitars. Get it now in the sale. wisdomtwinsbooks.bandcamp.com/album/and-when…

Little did I suspect that my countryside ramble was about to be interrupted by a meeting with the dread Cthulhu...

Today we remember the sacrifices of Pan, God of cakes, and his warning that one can so easily slip out of the frying pan and into the sugar and lemon.

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Wildwood Jack from Kent sold their home in 2013 to tour the world playing folk with a twist of bluegrass and world music played on acoustic guitar and ukulele youtu.be/11z2PNaBknc Wildwood Jack

I was told to get knotted. Will this do..?

We are pleased to launch our new single The Navigators! ⚓ The lyrics for this song explore the Norse god Njord, who was the god of wealth, fertility, the sea and seafaring. You can watch the video (created by Christian Rios) at youtu.be/HUTtSU_6y1c

Gardeners callthis time of year "the hungry gap" when last year's stores of veg are exhausted and this year's have yet to grow. Fresh salad is not in season, and only intense horticulture and/or international transport put it on the plate in UK. No salad? Eat different!

Stopped for a coffee Brockholes and got a welcome from a resident

Musicians! If you wanted to say a talented amateur violinist spent too much time showing off a show-boaty technique and not enough time just practising the basics, how would you put it? (I’ll delete this when I’ve got a good answer, so as not to waste future answerers’ time…)

A friend told me she was doing something called Sofa To 5k. I told her straight: you want me to pay £5,000 for your ratty old sofa? Jog on!

But is there an even more special place for women who don't support other women who don't support other women...? 🤔

Lucky for some... #MyTwitterAnniversary

"I won't walk 500 miles No I won't walk at all no more I won't walk just 15 miles I won't even drive to the sto-oo-ore!" The Decliners #antimusic

This is a stunningly beautiful video. Treat your eyes and enjoy Scotland at its very best. Wow! The Ultimate Camping Experience | Wild Camp under the Aurora youtu.be/cod_Urshs_w via YouTube ScotlandsMountains