Having a cat means debating taking hairball medicine because there's so much hair and everything.

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Dear flashlight, creators on and off should be a separate button and mode should be a separate button. I'm tired of having to press the off button 15 times just to turn it off.

New game: Start your partners toy on low and up it one step every time they cum. Hitachi has 4 lvl. 😈

A penis is just a straw for cum and pee.

It's officially winter when the cat is sleeping in front of the heater.

Trade offer. You post lewd, I comment silly things on it.

Happy new year. I started the year off having to use a day of PTO to make up 4hr of pay that I would lose because my company pays 8hr holiday pay for a 12 hr shift.

THIS, ALL FUCKING DAY.

Anyone from the uk know of trucking companies hiring with visa sponsorship?

The only problem with getting Domino's Pizza is my cat thinks is a heading pad.

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