"Parody Drought"? Mmmgh .. *rubs my parody shaped belly* Aughh... Sorry... I don't know where the parody is! *BURP*! Ough ...

* Do you remember when you joined X? I didn't! * Genuinely. How?? How has it been a year already?? What?? #MyXAnniversary

i feel like i should say something about the transfem ralsei thing going around but i'm mostly just projecting with this parody. would be awesome if it was canon tho

* WHERE'S THE NEWSLETTER WGERE IS ITTTTT

* Always bet on Smash Ultimate Deluxe with a new fighters pass and I'm also the first character in it because of the no Lightners Merch rule.

* VIRTUAL BOY???

* Kris. Stop aurafarming in the back.

* My friends!

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*You thought Ralsei couldn't exist in the lightworld and now you're even more confused as to why theres so many of him.

gassing up my other account again. oh my jasons

* Undertale??? What's that??