Pain is having to explain your puns.

. . . Legend of Korra doesn't pull any punches. "Have an abusive relationship! And realistic sibling dynamics! And oh yes CIVIL WAR."

Mmm. 1 cider + 1 stout = Nothing hurts anymore <3

I have discovered the hell that is parking in Portland. Time for Drag Queen Bingo at the Mission Theater!

Almost time to head out for drive test #2. I got this I got this I got this....

Well, so much for that. The person who was supposed to be my drive tester LANDED HIMSELF IN THE HOSPITAL. Rescheduled for Friday.

Dancing around my apartment, singing some Taylor Swift to psych myself up for driving test #2. Shake it off, shake it off! #igotthis

96% BITCHES YASDDSSDSDSDSSSSSSS I CAN GET MY LICENSE.

WSUV students: Just got word of vigil being held tonight at 7:30 pm Woodburn High School for Professor Tom Gazzola. #ripprofgazzola

Life: You have a license! Great! NOW DRIVE TO YOUR PROFESSOR'S VIGIL.

Me: So tired…gonna eat and sleep… Netflix: Oh hey Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries series 3 is up Me: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK(end)

Copy of Welcome to Night Vale in hand, I lay in wait at the Cedar Hills Powell's Books (and work on my physics lab report).

Me, throughout the day: Liz, you are going to see Hank Green tonight. FINISH YOUR PHYSICS REPORT #priorities

My patience has been rewarded #wtnvbook

Watching the split second "hoshit it there's a ton of people here" on late comers' faces as they arrive is hilarious.

Being this close to Hank Green isn't as scary (in a good way!) because he's the same distance away as in all the YouTube videos. Mid shot?

"Quick let's change the subject before they start insulting other authors-- unless it's 🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 " --Hank Green (Feel the brotherly love.)

Hey Twitter hivemind, what's a towing impound agreement? Because there's a car in my designated spot and I want it gone.

About to take my physics finals. Whispering "I am going to Charzard this mofo'" under my breath ala Hank Green and 🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢

My motto for snowboarding for the 1st time this weekend: I AM GOING TO CHARIZARD THIS MOFO! #myosi #dearhankandjohn