She’s a 10 but her hair gets on literally everything 🫶

The urge to report fatphobic men on dating apps to their employers is strong xox

as someone who has always identified as a non PE girl…..I have never wanted PE girls to succeed like this

We are currently in an Airbnb in the south of France. Theo walked to the shop (it’s a Spar) at the end of the road to get stuff for dinner and came back empty handed because he swears there’s no ingredients to make a meal with ???? Why do I have to do everything 🤣

Dancing in the kitchen is good for the soul. I don’t make the rules but they are the rules x

Me getting heart burn 🤝 Me continuing to eat spicy food

My tolerance for people grows smaller and smaller everyday

Guess who’s back… Long-term sex pest Greg! Yay 🎉 He started off annoyed with me because I wasn’t responding to his photos so I tried to win him round by doing what he asked but I think I got it all wrong again I’m really not very good at this sexy talk 😞

lash extensions are the greatest thing to ever exist

the wee £1 bundles of daffodil bulbs you get in supermarket is the cheapest therapy you can get.

me following the BBC Match of the Day drama even though I've never watched it

btw when something is tested on animals it doesn't mean they rubbed a brush on a bunny it means they injected its eyes with toxins, mutated its genes to make life unbearable (e.g. cant breathe or walk), inflicted burns to test healing duration, and gassed it with fatal chemicals

This postman been on a fucking bender last night or what? Where's all me fucking cards

people complaining about fans who support Ferrari and McLaren while this is literally Fred:

im soooo brave and productive (i put away the pile of clothes that’s been on my bedroom floor for 3 weeks)

girls will sit under the sun and immediately feel like their mental health is cured (im girls)

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

As we enter this festive period, let us not forget those we lost along the way.