Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

Is it because you're made of Millet?

At this point, both I and my 62 year old brother are considering actual brain damage in the case of this man. Either genetically or... if he doesn't shut the fuck up.... what is to come...

Oh no, Beethoven can't exist because he wrote something I know...

I do like Taurus girls, historically. Only because of an obsession. Time moves you on a bit.

Does Axl Rose like a Taylor Swift song as much as he likes 'Being Boring'?

Americans can shit on Britain if they like. Just do it. Nothing works here. We don't care. We just lecture at everyone and think we're clever. Half of men have forgotten the meaning of deodorant.

It's important that Graham Linehan has decided to identify with that freaky kid in age gap couples who is sleeping with a pensioner. It is, after all, the only other way to identify his politics. See also: Conservative voters....

I know I'm getting old because I'll still put 'Baker Street' up against most things. But it doesn't mean there is not more to come.

Queen are almost a parody of American music. And that's good. You needed it.

Don't show off, you're not good. Oh, someone I respect said you are good. You are now good.

I was deeply cynical about Live Aid, but I find I have to explain to much younger audiences how music was key to a collective idea of compassion in my youth. They only see it in their own lives.

The central problem in listening to Led Zeppelin as a Brit - particularly in their more classical or folkist moments - is identifying that the American audience just want to jump up and down. And being disappointed sometimes.

The Moody Blues - Melancholy Man (From 'Threshold of a Dream' DVD) youtu.be/iNalya_4VkQ?si… via YouTube

“Sunshine of Your Love” (Cream) Latin Cover by Robyn Adele Anderson youtu.be/QPj64F8sr3M?si… via YouTube

If you're a dismal provincial freak today, it's worth noting that you're alliance to 'traditional' values is worthless twenty years from now. That's the same for me, my brothers, my parents, my nephews and beyond. The world is not yours if you have or know children.

Grammarly would automatically improve all of literature.

Pop music IS the classical music of tomorrow.

Asher - Opus youtu.be/OAaAMSAQb5E?si… via YouTube

'You've never had it so good' is a good slogan when applied to people whose chief influence is sitting in a fucking pub.

Don't Proceed to Checkout - How Overconsumption is Consuming Us All youtu.be/9T4PSSx2W0g?si… via YouTube