I need more clarity as to why these anti-ICE protesters are allowed to throw rocks and fire guns at federal agents without being arrested on the spot while the grandma on the right was sentenced to two years in prison for praying outside of an abortion clinic.

Yeah ABC is so getting sued.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve read here in awhile. Congratulations?

I’d agree with this if it included one major caveat: there’s nothing to be proud about if changing one’s mind is purely driven by profit. That’s not honorable. That’s greasy scumbaggery.

Day Whatever of reminding the hysterics that people here illegally can self-deport at any time and avoid any stress coming their way. That we were far too lenient for decades doesn’t absolve them from following the law.

Something beautifully American about the fact that they keep their helmets and hats on to meet the president of the United States but remove them to greet a lady

“Siri, show me the perfect combination of projection and envy.”

“I am going to end up having to do all this sht too.”

🤨

John Lennon’s death being announced on MNF.

status update: currently restructuring my pen and highlighter organizational system. don’t tell me I don’t know how to have a good time on a Friday evening 😤🙅🏼‍♀️

Cheese and rice.