If coffee is a crutch then brother I am downright paraplegic

Today is a good day for schizophrenic death metal enjoyers. Incredible album that will take me a while to chew over.

Something's below the reef... finished art piece. 🪸🦑 #art #ArtistOnTwitter

Does anyone want this shirt off temu

YOU SAID “TP USA” but there’s no TP here 🧻🇺🇸

I've learned more ebonics than I ever wanted to thanks to McCall's memes

I will never understand the compulsion to go online and let everyone know you've never satisfied a woman

I'm happy to report that my artwork has much improved during my "vacation."

Sounds like a podcast.

Camouflage activated 👀

Johnny Knoxville has warped into your lesbian Aunt Linda.

He's describing troubleshooting, and apparently 42k people think this is profound insight

Elong logs on, QTs the first thing he sees in the Slop For You page, "True." The crowd goes wild.

This app (application) is full of mentally ill, delusional people that don't know what day and just spiral their mental illness on weak minds that don't know what day it is either