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Guy: “Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is this possible?” Doctor: “Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun. One day, by mistake, he took his umbrella instead. Suddenly, a lion

Is it weird to lick a knife after you're done using it? Because the other surgeons looked at me in disgust today.

Its worth the try 🛜

Oh the irony, you buy an electric car to save the planet and a tree decides to kill it. I needed a laugh today and this helped!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always imagine doctors' receptionists are reincarnated as serial killers. You know, just to ease them gently back into humanity.

But sure, let’s blame British farmers.🙄

Religion is an insult to human intelligence.

Now, Paddington Bear with Tourette's is something I could get behind.

Daily Mail

I only go to funerals for the bloopers.

The Microsoft Copilot adverts really piss me off. Data is pronounced Day-Ta, so it rhymes with greater! Just ask this guy…

The wife and I signed our mirrored Wills today and I have some bad news... None of you are among the beneficiaries.

Why You Should Never Put Your Feet on the Car Dashboard

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Any fans of Bluesound have a reason to celebrate today. They've been promising a decent radio feature for some time now and it looks like they've finally delivered! Sounds good and a huge range of stations/podcasts etc via their partnership with Airable:

so many people are so judgemental, I can tell just by looking at them