Fun fact: On this day, one billion years ago, two Englishmen apologized to each other until Canada was born.

Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦🎉

#canadaday #caturday #mathishard

Hey, stop worrying about ginger bum hairs on your magazine and give me some attention 😉

It's been a while, but I remember what the sun looks like - just like this lightbulb!
#DontStareAtLightBulbsFiz #tbt

No officer. I don’t know anything about an angry leprechaun knocking things out of people’s hands last night, but I’ll keep an eye out.

*last night*
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#cat #cat urday

Remember this when I wake you up at 3am.
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#cats #tbt

Caturday tip: If life gives you lemons, say screw the lemons and bail.

You don’t need to do hard stuff if you don’t want to. As a cat of the 90s, this advice has served me well. 🦁
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#cats #caturday

Here we can see the North American teacup lion in its native habitat, the living room couch. #tbt #cat

Just because I’m a cat doesn’t mean I ate your plant. Frankly, your accusations are offensive. 😬
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#cats #caturday

That time I covered for the ground hog and predicted 60 years of winter.

#groundhogday #tbt

Nothing purrs like a classic 1999 Fizzington Womack, powered by a K12 engine.

K12 means 12 kittens, since that’s how many would be needed to make my whole body vibrate.

Batteries not included. #whiskerwednesday #CatsOfTwitter

It’s a little small. Are these the only houses in my budget?

Being a Millennial cat is tough. Yeesh!

❄️🦁🏠 #23YearsOld #CatsofTwittter

Welcome back to Ft Fiz. We’ve upgraded from a blanket to a tent, but you’re still going to have to run if the cuddle monsters come. 🏃 🐈 👹

#CatsOnTwitter #Caturday

Fizzington Womack as seen from space. 🦁 🔭👽

#CatsOfTwitter #cats

If this is your view on New Years Eve, you’re doing life right.
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#HappyNewYear #NewYear

Gizmo is trying to blend in with Mr Walrus as one of the tree guardians. The decorations he’s “guarded” onto the floor are not convinced 😹😹🦁🦁 #jellybellyfriday #teamfloof #CatsOfTwitter

Maybe we saw Hansel & Gretel, maybe we didn’t. A couple dozen treats might jog our memory. 🍪🦁🎄

#CatsOfTwitter

Gingerzilla raids a gingerbread village. Circa 2022.

#Christmas #CatsOfTwitter

I guess it’s true—everything seems smaller when you go back home.

#Christmas #cat

Thanks for joining me for the holiest day on the cat calendar—Boxing Day.
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#boxingday #CatsOfTwitter