George Floyd as an astronaut: “Houston i can’t breathe” Space command: “hahaha classic George that bit never gets old!”

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How did I become a man? lost all my money on boden and started harrassing people outside wawa for cigs

how they talk that shit tell they ass get cut up

he faded my hands around his neck 💀😂🫵

Dmaga vros is it over?

I thought all the coins I bought were the next Wif but they appear to be the next Boden

based16z

I actually thought Sun Optimist and Konrad were the same person this whole time somehow

Hello is ThunderGlaze a good name for a dwarf shaman??

*logging into a forced name change for my dwarf shaman thunderassrape*

Gotta lay some pipe to some monsters vs aliens after a hot chocolate or two

d(ork)maga made me transgender

Seeing my savings dry up and now I need to actually go back to work about to throw up

just found out how to spell precise (its neither perceis nor persise)

Red 40 in my pickles so this green 💯 in my hands 🙌

havent checked bags in like month or two see my dmaga is turbo nuked and log on twitter and someone said your solana bags are dead like nfts, and im like yup hes probably right, so I sold and then they shot trump in the fucking head again and it pumps

why is it so hard to make money for free for no reason??

mobile developer is the new N word