Quote of the Day: "He who angers you conquers you." - Elizabeth Kenny

Funny Quote of the Day: "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh

Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman

Quote of the Day: "The love of a mother is the veil of a softer light between the heart and the heavenly Father." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

Quote of the Day: "It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves." - Edmund Hillary

Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields

Quote of the Day: "Words are often seen hunting for an idea, but ideas are never seen hunting for words." - Josh Billings

Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot

Quote of the Day: "Trouble shared is trouble halved." - Lee Iacocca

Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

Quote of the Day: "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." - Harry S Truman

Quote of the Day: "Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help." - Pope Paul VI

Quote of the Day: "Fear is the mother of foresight." - Thomas Hardy

Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

Quote of the Day: "We are all gifted. That is our inheritance." - Ethel Waters

Quote of the Day: "It's easy to make a buck. It's a lot tougher to make a difference." - Tom Brokaw

Quote of the Day: "Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in." - Henry David Thoreau

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