Will chew ankles.

Going to nom on the reader’s hair.

Pauses——— Goes back to chewing.

Flicks his tail whilst still chewing.

Chirps and reluctantly spits out the hair with a roll of his eyes.

Smaug can be a hairdresser . . .

Choking down an emerald he stole. It's his now.

Hisssssss ———

Her loss. Tiny claws are great for pulling apart tangles.

Styling it———

// Hairdresser Smaug . . . We're here for it. 🤭

So be it ——— Flying to go sit up in a tree so that he might land on another unsuspecting passerby.

Side eyeing from said tree———

“Do you all think I’m a joke?! ——— I’m fearsome!”

If he had tea right now, he would be sipping it———

Sploots.

Scuttles across the ground.

Chirping at the reader———

༘⋆༄.°⋆ Bastian ༘⋆༄.°⋆ Original Character LOTR/TH Based Human Son To Bard Of Lake-Town Merchant Sailor FC: Jonah Hauer-King Character Est : Nov 2025