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Jake was the first angel to give me real money and not just more generic advice. His bet unlocked insane opportunities for us. And while I haven’t returned him 100x (yet), I’m confident he and Sheel are still the very best fintech founder-pickers out there. Congrats BTV! ❤️

My unsolicited take one week into Bay Area life after a shitty opener: Feels like a lot of people got very rich, felt really guilty, did a lot of misguided things in the name of helping "the poor." Screwed over the middle class. Ignored antisocial behavior. We should fix this.

Ok if you're here for more Bay Area takes, I'm sorry this is mostly a Cash App and product stan account. I go viral on occasion for saying things with unnerving clarity that a lot of people already think, but most of the time I'm just shilling my team and what we build. 💚

I can't decide if I'd rather unpack boxes or conduct dental surgery on myself.

This is going to be good. 👀

Square + Cash App = True Love Always Forever Great job team. See you in the Neighborhood indeed 💚

This was a fun one to unlock 💚🏃‍♀️ Quote: [Alexis Ohanian 🗽] retained existing sponsors Toyota and Tiffany & Co, while adding new brands, including mobile payment platform Cash App, to provide athletes with prize money "literally when the score is logged." reuters.com/sports/athlos-…

Money2020 pool for vitamins, chapstick, and Gatorade.

I love writing BOD/Investor updates. The act of explaining what you're doing and why is incredibly clarifying to your product vision and roadmap. It's a simple way to hold yourself accountable and iterate on the story you tell internally and externally every day.

I didn't have to put this in the strategic priorities deck that we're discussing with leadership today. I didn't have to. But I did.

My 2 yo on going potty: “No. You can’t help me. Only I can do this.” And oh my god are your children a fascinating mirror of your inner psyche wrapped up in adorable jammies and pigtails. 👧🎀

When I was in 2nd grade I had a chalkboard easel where I would make up bigger and bigger long division problems. For fun. In 3rd grade, the teacher sent me into the hall every day with the 5th grade math book. I did pre-algebra in a full-time GT class in 6th grade. I got

We build products to make money have meaning and that connect you to your community. And when we can spread a little joy and help teachers make their classrooms even better places for kids to learn? We do it. Congrats Caron!

I'll be a Money20/20 this year! After missing last year, I'm super eager to catch up with old favorites, new partners, amazing founders, and potential friends. Cash App is back in build mode and it's a great time to be part of our next era. What events are can't-miss?

I'm more successful with AI when I play dumb.. [Batting my eyelashes] "Goose, what would *you* say is the right way to fix this query?" Feels like being back at a frat mixer feigning helplessness. The difference is Goose is smarter and faster than me. Shit.

I’m pumped that less than 3 months in to his time at OpenAI Andrew Ambrosino has joined the Codex team and can confirm he has *also* never been more excited for the future of software.

The power is out in Berkeley and I’m really trying to like it here but damn guys the temperature always sits between 50 and 80. I lived in Massachusetts for a decade and outside of huge blizzards the power … just kind of stayed on. 💡

Builders everywhere should be really excited about this. Patents shouldn't be used to put up walls from genuine innovation. Proud of this company and our leaders.

I am in Vegas. I am caffeinating. I am hydrating. I already have a blister. I’m so excited to talk about what we can build for the next generation in fintech! (And learn from founders who are thinking differently!) Happy Money20/20. DM or text if you’re cool. No solicitation.