i love living in the Stupid Future

This bone headed sentiment just won't die. Infrastructure is paid for via general taxes, property taxes, and yes some gas or use taxes

Cyclists pay most if not all of these and contribute to their infrastructure

Licensing is for things that routinely crash into 7-11s, not bikes

Not to be weird, but if my boss occasionally called me a good boy I’d probably be a more productive employee

Reminder

dictatorship of the purrletariat

the felines have nothing to lose but their leashes

animal men 🥰🥰🥰

a little ashamed to say i think this comic was unironically my non straight awakening

you keep drinking til the trains start again at 5:30

“vegan leather” is like 300 different products that can be better or worse for the environment depending on which one you get

hell, some vegan leather is literally a byproduct of making kombucha

the current generation really has no sense of humor. ask your average zoomer to distinguish between black and yellow bile - they can't. dont even get me started on phlegm!

let us imagine a world in which we have 100 rich people and 100 poor people

there are 50 shitty apartments and 50 penthouses

it's obvious that this world would have 100 housed rich people and 100 homeless poor people

Alright folks. If you owned Ogies, would you rather have your bar next door to:

- a dumb apartment building full of customers 🤮

or

- a super cool empty pit in the ground!! 🤩

The same Boomers/Gen Xers who fetishize this nostalgia will lay on the horn and close pass me and my kids riding on the streets today. They are completely oblivious that they are the reason this is lost to kids today.

it’s not your choice if you use the NHS, you’re taking potentially hundreds of thousands of quid away from people with illnesses that they didn’t self inflict

The first time someone points out to you how fucked up designs like this are, you assume it's a mistake or an oversight. But spend enough time on twitter dot com listening to transportation people talk about how their profession works, you'll realize it's all intentional.

People will reply to tweets like this by telling you public transport is awful and slow

How could it be more awful than being stuck in traffic for an hour to drive 10 miles?

People who still drive in London given the incredible mix of alternatives are increasingly annoying

45% support for pedestrianising
“the entirety of central London”
according to a recent poll by Redfield & Wilton Strategies for OnLondon Sounds good.

Sadiq Khan Will Norman

When somebody starts talking about 'empty homes' in a British context, you can reasonably deduce that they have no clue what they're talking about.
There are no empty homes in Britain. It's a NIMBY excuse, and nothing else.