Twitter Web App : 'I thought therapy was supposed to make me feel better,' I say to my therapist. 'I sure don't feel any better.' She nods in agreement, 'yeah, you look like you feel like shit. I don't know what you want me to do about it.'
Twitter for Android : Gonna make a bot called like 'unrealistic transition goals' that just posts picture of low polygon enemies from 90s first person shooters. Doctor, what hormones can I take to become a lizard with a concussion rifle from Star Wars: Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight?