I didn’t make a request so I’m fucking good to go I got one down and several to go I need to go all the way this season….

Am I supposed to give a fuck? #MyXAnniversary

Now. If you’ll excuse me. I’m gonna go bury my face in a world champion because I haven’t eaten since breakfast.

“Your time is worth more than this ad” Thanks ad. So’s my money so get the fuck off my feed

I miss the old algorithm that wasn’t “hey look what all the fucking idiots you don’t follow are up to. Ain’t it cool?!” No. No the fuck it isn’t

Daily Yennivation: GOD INVENTED THE LEFT HOOK FOR A FUCKING REASON!

𝘚𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵... 𝘚𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 💔

This sucks on so many levels Not gonna diss on Sanada at all But I’d sleep better knowing my wife doesn’t have some wrinkly ass grandpa around to simp over her

Love her always. But I love her especially when she’s on her demon time

Saw some shit goin around about tummies or something

Even this company acknowledges that my wife is a bad bitch. 💋

Don't you wish your Valentine was hot like mine? 🫦