Wordle 210 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 211 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 220 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nice! My distribution so far: 0 5 4 8 4 0

Help us spread the word about the CMMRS 2022 (cmmrs.mpi-sws.org), a research summer school for undergrads and master students organized by MPI, Cornell and UMD! The call for applications closes February 21st! Jonathan Mace Max Planck Institute for Software Systems cs_cornell UMD Department of Computer Science

Do your stream 🚿 processing applications catch on fire because they can't scale to handle their input load? Well if that happens to you, you might be interested in our paper on a new parallel programming model for stream processing that will appear at PPoPP in 10 days. More ⬇️

Big achievement: I've just finished my 100th wordle. Stats so far: 98 wins, distribution is 0 10 28 36 19 5, average win in 3.8 attempts. Still waiting for that lucky win in one attempt.

Neil Gaiman gracefully handles a horde of Elon Musk people criticizing his new LOTR show 😂

Had to happen eventually. Wordle 462 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Sausage jokes are the wurst

Since we've been looking for more things to do, @emilymbender.bsky.social MMitchell @mcmillan_majora and I wrote a statement about the horrible "letter" on the AI apocalypse, the very first citation of which, was our #StochasticParrots paper. dair-institute.org/blog/letter-st…

Unfortunately, just having the streak isn't sufficient for being good at chess 🤷‍♂️ Chessable

It wasn't until I'd *taught* algorithms a few times that I finally understood why sorting is in the CS curriculum. Unfortunately, most curricula don't explain this! It is NOT because sorting is an important algorithm to learn to implement...

filip.niksic on Threads, though I doubt I'll be more active there

Looking for a PhD student to work on testing and analysis of distributed systems and blockchains. Job posting: tudelft.nl/over-tu-delft/… Application deadline: 16 October 2023 SERG TU Delft TU Delft

I highly recommend working with Konstantinos! It'll make living in LA bearable. 😄

The OSS-Fuzz team is hiring a PhD intern for this summer. Come join us and build the future of fuzzing. Link in next tweet in thread. RTs appreciated!

I am hiring 1-2 PhD students this cycle at UCLA. My group works on problems in the intersection of systems and PL, with some recent topics of interest being the correctness of black-box side-effectful programs, Python script optimization, and systems for cloud computing!