[Casually dusts this acct off; blowing on it like an old Nintendo game cartridge.]

[Lays in bed, staring up at the ceiling as he mindlessly keeps tossing his basketball up in the air.]

I'm awake. But this couch surprisingly feels too comfy for me to move.

Going into 2018 like..

I feel like I've screwed up. But that's nothing new.

// I've got to catch up on replies here. It's a little intimidating.

[Furrows his brows.] Is that supposed to be similar to a wild turkey? x.com/BoundPrince/st…

[Slowly shakes his head.] If it doesn't include basketball, I never played it. x.com/BoundPrince/st…

This I know. x.com/BoundPrince/st…

Fortune cookies. Always legit.

But I didn't. x.com/BoundPrince/st…

I'm pretty sure you do know.. x.com/BoundPrince/st…

They're saying you do this squinty thing with your eyes, Lucas. ...which is true.

Happy Valentine's Day from the sexiest Scott brother. (P.S. I'm being nice for once and offering my services to anyone who doesn't have a date tonight...)

Truth hurts. x.com/BastardProdigy…

You love it. x.com/StaidChanteuse…

Keep telling yourself that, loser. x.com/BastardProdigy…