i have a bot that dumps all my DM notifications from my email and into an spreadsheet. you will seldom see the DMs flip to seen unless you happen to catch me while i'm actively browsing twitter 👻

Stigmatisation of Francis of Assisi by, Peter Paul Rubens, 16th century

madden fam: going forward, if you suspect you're still being freeze glitched, please send *both* GT and a rough ETA of the game 🚨 PLEASE don't send your email address or other identifying info to me or anyone else on the internet. all i will ever need for anything i do is a GT

step 1: boot destiny step 2: queue for trials step 3: blast midnights i got big plans tonight and they all involve t swift crooning the funerary dirge for countless guardians

LSU and Tulane fans seeing each other on their way to the AP Top 25

some new followers lately so let me re-introduce myself. i'm jess and the things i work on are: 1. cheating 2. harassment that's it! that's my whole job. anything else should go to EA Help or MaddenNFLDirect, i got nothin for ya

everyone and their mom pinging me about this, so yeah: i saw the solo battles thing

actually, shrek it. if you meet the following conditions, DM me your ea help case number: 1) banned for coin distro 2) over >7 days old 3) seriously, have a case number I ALMOST NEVER ANSWER DMS, there's too many. but even if i've already passed you along, i'll do it again

if you DMed me a case number related to this yesterday, i got it. heads up that hurricane nicole is rolling thru and i don't currently have power, so sorta limited on all fronts today

so, cheating/bad experiences in house rules. DM me the issues you've seen in that mode. not just this year, but like, *ever*. i have a list but i bet i'm missing stuff 🚨 don't send CHEATERS, send ISSUES. 🚨 and please remember that i don't often answer DMs! love, FG

so in the seemingly likely event that twitter's entire infrastructure explodes under the combined weight of a staff exodus and the world cup, where my madden homies gonna be? please don't say reddit i don't want to go to friggin reddit

getting a lot of DMs inviting me to discords, but social media policy prevents me from joining those! that's super sweet though, thanks for wanting me around

i hear y'all re: coin wipes. hit me up with your EA Help case number. yes, even if i've already tried before. idgaf i'll go sicko mode every time y'all need me to. friendly reminder that 1) i don't answer DMs, and 2) i don't have direct control over this stuff. gl homies 👻♥️🍻

bruh

Getting a lot of DMs about Madden stuff over the past few weeks. ICYMI: I'm no longer at EA. (I'm still lurking your Madden streams, though, bc I still love you all from a distance.)

Twitter's no fun these days and all I want to do is shitpost in peace, so if you're over on Bluesky you can find me there @ fieldghoul.bluesky.social 👻