Meanings of "I'm fine" 1. I'm fine 2. I've never been so cross 3. My whole life has collapsed

New rules and a new baby 🤔

How to answer a phone. amzn.to/3DMlwiC

#IsThisOK?

Happy Midwinter lovely Twitter folk ☀️ May this day mark a turn towards the light, and may the return of the sun fill our hearts and homes with warmth, happiness, and kindness 'Winter Solstice' painting by Boston artist William .E. (Bill) Duke

I’m not a Liverpool fan but this is just lovely

Only person texting me is the NHS

How do you stop clenching your jaw and grinding your teeth? I’m getting headaches, jaw ache and neck pain

I don’t generally have my finger on the pulse and I know the “anti-busyness” move is very now but I am totally embracing the doing absolutely sweet FA thing. I’ve finally found something I’m good at

First time ever I have sent my accounts off to my accountants before the end of January! I’ve even shocked myself

First day back done and it wasn’t too bad. Phew

Happy birthday to my wonderful friend Emily✨ . Fiercely intelligent, a real wit, the sort of interesting I can only aspire to be and above all a kind a loyal friend. Beautiful in all senses.

What a final this is turning into. #AustralianOpen2022 #VamosRafa #tennisgeek

The sight of clusters of snowdrops on the verges on the drive back from Craven Arms really cheered me. Feel like turning my face to the sun

Disclaimer: This isn’t a complaint about GPs or GP staff but the current system does not work as a service user. I have what could be a serious medical complaint. I am a self-employed massage therapist with clients all day. I can’t have my phone on 1/2 Lucy Allan

I have been trying to see or speak to a doctor since Monday. They book me a call back. Dr calls when I am with a client. I can’t answer. I have to call back again. There is no budging. I don’t know what to do?! 2/2 Lucy Allan

🚨Time to GIVEAWAY this beauty instead of letting it sit in the shed forever🚨 Rules to enter: 1.Retweet and Follow Ravi Bopara so I can DM the winner Ends in 48hrs!! (winner selected via twitter picker)

Love a bit of St Vincent

Fantastic atmosphere and competition at Birmingham 2022 athletics. Can’t fault the slick organisation or the enthusiasm from the crowd. Well done Brum 💙 #Birmingham2022

Loved watching 2:22 a ghost story this evening. Very funny and absorbing. Also spine tinglingly scary. It builds with creeping dread and eeriness. #222aghoststory Danny Robins