“Why yes, I’d love a side omelet with my order of breakfast potato’s! “

Take note PlayMTG, this is how you handle cheaters!

It's been over a month since I got t16 at the Secret Lair Spectacular at MagicCon Chicago. Somehow, despite having fixed prizing they ran out of the lightning bolt promo and everyone 8th place and lower was told it would be shipped to them. Magic: The Gathering Robert Taylor🔥 🧵

No one plays Eldrazi, but Mycospawn is a good choice. Troll shows they don't know how UB wins. Entomb, Thassa's Oracle and Nadu are big misses.

No words. WHAT A MOMENT!! Look at Alex Ovechkin after tying Gretzky!

Ovi is the 🐐

Ovi’s been scoring since 10/5/2005. George W freakin Bush was prez. The first iPhone was more than a year away. Kobe hadn’t dropped 81 yet. Nick Saban was coaching the Dolphins. Thirty-five Marvel movies have come out since. What a legendary legend

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Hockey is the greatest game on earth, period!

Today I played a match of magic and I didn’t enjoy myself. Guess what I did next… that’s right I logged off and touched some grass! That’s growth people.

I’m a simple man, I see Patrick Sullivan being an absolute savage on the mic, I retweet.

My gift to the world for all the Cori Steel-Cutter fans. Cori in the House

I’m incredibly unexcited to play the RC next weekend. Still going to go so I can hang with friends and eat good food. But the chance I drop the second I’m not feeling it is high.

Bat signal 1 into the flood maw for RC Min. Robert Taylor🔥

Marc-Andre Fleury retired from the NHL last night after a 21-season career that saw him win 3 Stanley Cups and become one of hockey’s most beloved goalies 🏆🌸 Enjoy retirement, Flower! 👏

If Japan couldn't adapt in 6 days to beat prowess, we are all cooked! It's Cori's House, we're just living in it.

Limped into day 2 at 6-3 after a 4-0 start. Played 7 mirrors today and 2 lockdown decks.

Finished a disappointing 9-6 playing a total of 10 mirrors. Liked my list quite a bit and have a good idea of what I want to change for the NRG.