Don’t take life too seriously! Have fun and make mistakes. Also, you have to be serious with your life because every decision affects you! Both advice are valid, it’s your duty to know when to apply them.

Freshly pressed orange juice.

River spirit can reach out to Seki Alagbo for opa-eyin after this 'enjoyment'.

That's an intentional man. Lol

They said we're on Band A (don't ask me for location), and we've been having light for at least 20hrs since Tuesday. Now I'm bothered about the bill because I'm not always home lol.

Can we move on to better things?.

You mean 'iniedo'?🤣
....making sexual 'iniedo' 😂

I'll quote your tweet so you can tell us yours lol

I need additional sources of income to breathe comfortably in this economy.

Amen.

Age factor ?.

Firstly, I’m not in a relationship, so no one’s going to be embarrassed by this my tweet.

Guyss, I need a job in Abuja. I’m a graduate (not-so-recent). I’ve got PMP certification in Project management, I have “little” knowledge in tech (FE).

France needs a Donald Trump.

How some of you gleefully celebrate disasters happening to people with different political leanings is really beyond my understanding. How can darkness permeate people's hearts this much?.

Omo, I can't take it anymore.

Please, I need a new job. Current one isn't showing promise anymore.

I'm a lawyer. I have secretarial, product management, sales and marketing skills+experience. I'm also well versed with automobiles.

Any referral will be much appreciated.

MainOne is proud to announce that we have officially signed the landmark deal with the Akwa Ibom State Government!

This comes after the landing of the 2Africa Submarine Cable at the Qua Iboe Beach Terminal.

#QuaIboe #DigitalTransformation

Yes. I'm hiding my food. What will you now do?. I love you with all my heart, not my food. 🤷

People who are largely ignorant want to determine how best to speak English. A language they also learnt from their colonial masters. Bunch of arrogant folks.

EID MUBARAK!
 
As the holy month of Ramadan comes to a close and the joyous occasion of Eid al-Fitr is upon us, I extend my warmest greetings and felicitations to Muslim Ummah around the world.
 
May this blessed celebration, marking the end of a month of spiritual renewal bring…

Ọmọlọlá they’ve said what’s in their chest last last. All the “nobody writes like that or uses those words, it’s gotta be AI” come from a deep sense of self importance. And hidden within that is thinly veiled condescension.

we go dey ok sha, I’m just glad they finally said it 😂