... Could be.. ....... /If/ she’d ever admit to/that/ sort of thing.. x.com/secretumocciso…

PSA: To all those guys that want their parter to make them a sandwich after sex. If your significant other is able to walk to the kitchen after sex.. ...You didn’t do your job right. ...You don’t deserve a fucking sandwich.

It’s too early for watching Tony give the hundred year old virgin shit.. ..This is one of those times I’m a little thankful for the hearing loss.. Still.. If he elbows me to laugh at his dumb joke, before coffee, I can give them a bit of sign language even Tony can understand..

What? Six times... Maybe.. Wonder if I’m too old for six times.. ...I mean, the ginger is pretty spry, if I died trying it’d be a happy death.. Right?

At least Steve is pure enough he managed to learn sign language instead of Stark and his ‘supposed’ genius ass that still used Jarvis to hack my hearing aid just so he could make that dumb Tolkien reference. I’m not a fucking elf. ..Asshole move.

It’s a wonder what a little serum does for the body, ain’t it? *Winks* Shit, did you justify the wink and nod thing, Hawk? ...Yep. Totally did. Fuck..

Vodka, huh? What about Jose Cuervo? ..He is a friend of mine.. x.com/tazequeendarcy…

//Holy shit! That is /so/ us af!! x.com/tazequeendarcy…

I thought it was cheese sticks before big dicks? x.com/tazequeendarcy…

Yep.. Foods before dudes.. x.com/tazequeendarcy…

"Sex is cool and all.. But let me tell you about dark chocolate cake.."

C'est embarrassant

Ka mea e hilahila ihola

Sends the following to 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒 because I think she needs them..

Continued.. For 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒

Even more deliciousness for 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒

And just one more set, cause the girl's had a hard time.. 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒

▇ █ 𝔏𝔬𝔨𝔦 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔣𝔢𝔶𝔰𝔬𝔫 █ ▇ “... 𝒲𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 ‘𝒢𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅’ 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃!” 。 ᴍᴄᴜ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ & ᴀᴜ 。 sᴇᴇɴ ɪɴғɪɴɪᴛʏ ᴡᴀʀ 。 18+ (ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ) 。 ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ 。 ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs 。 ᴍv