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Charlie Day and I wrote a song. New #Bertcast is out now youtube.com/watch?v=2e8pcD…

Happy birthday to my mom

“I feel like it was .org?” I wondered, knowing with absolute certainty that website was a fuckin .org

Fun fact: My dad got into it with a wasted Liam Gallagher backstage at the 1996 VMAs. Liam was pissing into the janitor's bucket (which was literally leaning on the door to the men's room), and my dad - a stagehand working on the show - yelled at him. Allegedly the exchange

Livvy loved her tour of Barstool NYC. Look at that smile.

What is the most awkward activity to do as a solo adult?

Fun episode today!

I am, at best, Brent Gretzky

Unicorns, show ponies, where’s the beef

Used to go to sleepaway hockey camp and we stayed in dorms with no TVs. Didn't have anything to do at night. One kid would come around and if you gave him 5 bucks he'd put IcyHot on his junk. He'd writhe in pain for a minute then just go knock on the next door. Very entertaining.

feitelberg The first 5 minutes is intense then oddly satisfying . I would charge $10

I believe that there are 14 songs that Oasis MUST PLAY at the reunion tour - thoughts on my list? Full pod with Eric Nathan: youtube.com/watch?v=m-3tHo…

Didn’t read the room correctly here

“Barstool huh? That seems like a fun job.” -President Obama

Your boy got his number retired last night A massive THANK YOU to North County High School and everyone involved for honoring me and my family Being the first inductee into the “Ring of Honor” and getting a key to the city (unlimited blizzards from our Dairy Queen) is

My favorite wedding tradition is when I try to be one of the guys and smoke a cigar then am sick for the rest of the night

I might be a TD sharp. Think my DraftKings Stoolvivor pick has scored the first TD of the day both weeks. Alvin Kamara thank you very much! #endzonecrown #DKPartner

It’s not fun to play it slow. I’m bought in. The Patriots are a wagon.

It’s almost more impressive to not get in but get the first down in that situation