I’m coming to your house. I can practically smell that from here.

Ooooh June, my sexy, sexy June…

I’m telling you… daisy chain. Let’s see how big we can make it.

And the D in Damon stands for Delusional.

And I’m still not. It’s the giant dick the little dick is attached to that’s got issues. Maybe if you functioned as well as your dick, there’d be no complaints.

Well look at that. Honesty. If you hadn’t already killed me, I might have had a stroke with the shock of it.

You could try, but we both know without your scheming and outside help, you would t stand a chance. One on one? I’d mop the floor with your ass and wring out whatever was left in the dirt.

[Quietly slipping into bed next to @VexMeGood, turning her into the little spoon as I cuddle her up.]

Reckless, dizzy, I reached up and touched her face. I trailed my fingertips across her cheek and along the grove above her upper lip. Wendy Heard, She's Too Pretty to Burn

When @VexMeGood brings me the prettiest flowers…

[Drags @CraftyImmortal and @ConceitedFray into bed with me.]