In case you hadn't seen it, here's the briefing doc obtained by Channel 4 News from the EA to the SoS of Defra UK explaining how to fiddle bathing water quality reports.

Read it and weep.

And here's part 2 of that briefing note where the EA are explaining to the SoS how they can deflect the public's attention by changing the wording; to 'better present' the bathing reports

IE change 'Pollution Risk' to 'Water Quality Forecasts', etc, etc.

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