I put my shoes out for St. Nicholas...and he filled them with masks.

Jack Swarbrick put Brian Kelly's shoes outside the door and St. Nicholas filled them with a new head coach.

Knute Rockne was 30, Frank Leahy was 34. Mr. Freeman, your age and experience have made you ready for this position.

Provost just quit. Wonder if Freeman can do two jobs at once...

The USS Forrestal was named for a Catholic. LET'S GO NAVY!

"Wild Bill" Donovan was a good Catholic. GO ARMY!

Audie Murphy was Catholic. GO ARMY!

Commodore Barry was Catholic. GO NAVY!

William D. Leahy, a good Catholic, was a 5-Star in the US Navy. GO NAVY!

I'm not going to comment on Brian Kelly's dancing with his recruit further than to mention that he could never do that at Notre Dame. Poor taste aside, it is a violation of the 'Dallas Norms' for a coach to rub his posterior on the posterior of a substantially younger person.

I think it's great that Brian Kelly is moving better after his stroke. That large man is obviously his care-giver.

It was awfully kind of the Oklahoma State band to play the Victory March for us. They missed a couple of notes. But not as badly as we missed a tremendous opportunity for our Band.

Great. Now the Pope hates pets.

Happy André Day! Piece of advice: When you find a doorkeeper who can heal the sick, you keep him.

Not sure what the Pope's point is. We had pets: Clashmore Mike, BricktopShaun Rhue. They all ran away. Kinda like seniors.

It's snow, people! It's not frogs falling from the sky or burning hail!

So...what are we going to replace the 4th quarter "1812 Overture" with?

This is the anniversary of Pope Francis' election. That explains why blood was running from my faucet and the squirrels arranged sticks into a pentagram on the lawn.

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The President said, "I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid." I challenge anyone who objects to this statement to visit a South Bend bar this evening.