This scene from Avengers Infinity War will never not be funny.

“Don’t put your eggs on me”
“Why is Gamora?”
“I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri”
“What master do you serve?”
“What am I supposed to say? Jesus?”

This might be one of the best scenes in MCU history.

congratulations to people who don't get obsessed easily. i can't relate but l'm sure it's lovely. unfortunately, i only know how to let things consume my entire soul.

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The Democratic-controlled Maine Legislature has approved a bill that would protect health care workers who provide abortion and gender-affirming care from legal action brought in other states
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When I teach professionals, I sometimes put them in groups to discuss and take notes. I specifically name that women are overwhelmingly called upon to serve as recorders, so I ask that every group assign a man to do this. The reactions are *wild*. Regularly, one man makes a 1/x

'Yes, I'm doing bathroom time just for you, not because I need to go to the bathroom. Clearly.'

Things said to my cat.

You know what Slack needs? A place to put your pronouns.

Discord has it. Why can't Slack?

TFW you accomplish your weekly lab for college, and it's learning Python.

Fuck yeah, I knew I could do it!

Don’t be a snob about reading. The best reason to read anything is because of the joy it brings. Books were made to shock and enchant and delight. They’re just about the only magic we have left in a world that is starved for wonder.

i love when an rpg party has a tactical nuke and it's just a lil guy

Rogue One was my first when it came out in theaters. I knew very little about Star Wars, and I wanted to understand what my husband and my friends liked.

It quickly became a hyperfixation I've yet to drop.

I love Star Wars so much. ❤️

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