Hey Elon Musk I thought you were going to remove accounts that have not posted in a long time? So many great usernames out there that are from accounts that have not posted in 5+ years.

How the grinch stole Christmas: College Hockey Edition. “Come on man! He just cleaned the house.” 😂 Watch the latest Gopher Puck Live episode 〽️: youtube.com/watch?v=Ismh1A… What do you think about his move? #collegehockey #prideonice #hockey

Oh my… it’s the Wheeler’s!! Brent Spiner

Wait… People are actually BUYING these ugly ass things?

I cannot wait to wear this! Thanks for the heads up tjsimplot geeksoutfit.com/products/jupit…

I need to report these damn political texts I have been getting from the left and right. ReportFraud.ftc.gov STAY OFF MY PHONE!!!

A political slogan I can get behind!

Make Polio Great Again!

Latest update from The Foliage Report’s Field Correspondents! Thanks to B. Dean Berry Thomas Knepshield $11 Paige Berdomas🌪 ♃ Craig Cotner ♃

If your pine trees are putting this many needles on the ground, it is in big trouble. But I have no trouble blowing that $h!t back on to their yard!

This could take a while… I knew I should have brought my work Mac in to the offices vs my work PC.

Better than Summerall & Madden in my eyes.

Just saw someone flick a lit cigarette onto the freeway! 🤬WTH is wrong w/ people?! PLEASE have a cup w/water or SOMETHING to dispose of your cig butts in your car!!! DON'T BE THAT ASSHOLE!😡 #lafires

It’s 70° and my neighbor has his AC on. Even better is that the outside fan is all full of crap. Just 1 of 347 things wrong with that house/family.

I was clearly the opposite... skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news…

The lawn is mowed, the rest of the weekend is all mine!

Just for you tjsimplot