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Well this is weird. Someone called Jane Fallon seems to have taken over my X account. My boss's name is also Jane Fallon. Coincidence?

Nothing interesting to report in the castle today. Nothing at all. 🦇

I'm almost ready for tomorrow! I'm not allowed near sharp implements after the incident in the tapestry room, so I wonder if someone could help me with the carving?

Happy Halloween everybody! Hampstead looks so pretty tonight and I'm going trick or treating with my friend Towely Towel Idriots ❤️ 🎃

I'm still trick or treating! I don't think anyone has recognized me since I put on my Halloween costume. Hellooooo?

Watching over my Pickle is what I like doing best of all! Thank you Ziggy 🙏

I loves my mum and dad. Sometimes I get to stay up late and we think of funny tweets together. Sometimes Ricky Gervais does my voice and Jane Fallon types it in and I get to press the Send button.

I can’t wait to read this as soon as find my glasses and learn to read the big words.

Today me and Prawny went for a long walk in the woods beyond the castle. He finally opened up about his former life and told me he used to live in the sediment at the bottom of a rockpool where he ate algae and phytoplankton. I had no idea!

I went into Hammysted this morning and the fog was so thick I got lost and had to ask a bobby help me find my way home. I should've taken my prawny with me. He can see in the dark.

We take it in turns to get cuddled by the boss while he does his videopod things 💛 Ricky Gervais Pickle #DutchBarn

It's my first Christmas at the mansion and I've been put in charge of the decorations! I didn't want to do anything too showy, so I'm making sure the lights are subtle and tasteful.

We're having a surprise karoke night in the castle tonight! Surprise!!! What should I sing?

It took quite a few takes to make the first unboxing video. #DutchBarn

I've been put in charge of decorating the east hall! I may have dropped the box of baubles.

I'm giving out advent calendars today! One for Pickle, one for my boss, one for my other boss, one for Towely Towel Idriots ❤️, one for Crabby, one for Lionel Lemon, one for Business_Maus. Have I forgotten anyone? Would Mr. T the Taco like one?

By the way, some of you may have heard that Pickle said "You're fired" to me yesterday. It was actually a typo. She meant to say "You're tired."

I've got my own stocking!! I'm so excited!!!! I wonder if I'll get the number one thing on my list - a dressing table and mirror with lights all around it, like in show biz!

Hi, I'm Eric and I've made my first ever Christmas video!

I'm sorting the presents in the present sorting room. Christmas is brilliant!!!!