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Fart Sommelier

@FartSandwich

Celebrity chef. Worst food writer ever at @thetakeout. Also: Serious Eats, Thrillist, Bon Appétit, Dill, and I'm not actually a celebrity chef. Bye

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linkhttp://www.foodisstupid.com calendar_today02-06-2008 18:49:40

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Please, please, please, hire Marnie Shure. She's the best manager and editor I've ever had, things I wish I had a chance to tell her in person before we all got unexpectedly separated as a team. I can't say enough good things about her levels of patience and grace.

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I guess Italian beef isn't quite the same in Wisconsin, because this is the first time I've ever said 'Oh no' when handed a sandwich

I guess Italian beef isn't quite the same in Wisconsin, because this is the first time I've ever said 'Oh no' when handed a sandwich
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hello Rolls-Royce Motor Cars I would like to purchase a hood ornament for my Camry. My Camry is missing 3 hubcaps and i feel this would add an element of luxury to my whip. Can I have one

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hi Cigna Healthcare thanks for denying the coverage of the treatment i need to prevent going blind in one eye, I'm sure you're all going to heaven someday

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'We can't figure out why more people are eating at home and not spending their money with us,' says the fast food CEO, as he gleefully hikes prices every other week

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I hope whoever designed those stupid bathroom sinks with the buttons you have to press for hot and cold water was banned from designing anything else for their entire life

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TikTok is cool if you want to be convinced a recipe that takes four hours for one fucking salad only takes 5 minutes to prepare

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Most people don't know this, but Fartass Volfgangus was my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather

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This sale marks the second time in six months that G/O Media has laid off the entire unionized staff of a website and sold only its brand name. We recognize this method for what it really is: Union busting.

G/O staffers deserve better.

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