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Kristoff MD

@farmerkristoff

A simple country doctor anesthesiologist and gentleman farmer. Because we don’t all live in big cities or work at mega-hospitals. Keeping the heartland blue. 💙

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calendar_today03-12-2018 00:03:29

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BREAKING: Justice Clarence Thomas' corruption scandal EXPLODES as it's revealed that the Republican billionaire who has been bribing him for decades with luxury trips and private plane travel also purchased properties from Thomas and his relatives — meaning that cash flowed

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BREAKING: The Jan. 6th insurrectionist who violently pinned an officer in a Capitol doorway — an image of the officer howling in pain and bleeding from the mouth became infamous — is sentenced to 7.5 year in prison, one of the lengthiest thus far, and he admits that he acted

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Coldplay’s “Viva la Vida” is on in the OR. Surgeon singing: Roman Catholic choirs are singing! Me (Anesthesia): Did you say Roman Catholic choirs? Su: Yeah, that’s the lyric Me: It’s Roman Cavalry Choirs Su: No way. Why would Roman Horsemen be singing? Anesthesia wins again

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Term limits. For POTUS. For Representatives. For Senators. For Justices. If you’re elected or appointed, you get to serve ten years in any top-tier government role. There. I just fixed America. 🇺🇸👍

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Working with a recent CRNA grad. I used cisatracurium for pt’s neuromuscular block due to advanced liver disease & ESRD. CRNA: “what’s the dose of sugammadex for reversal?” 🤦‍♂️ Sugammadex CANNOT reverse cisatracurium. But CRNAs are supposedly “safe” for independent practice.

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I wondered why so many opinions by Clarence seemed so anti-black. “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!” Maybe he learned when he was young & poor growing up in 1950s Georgia: You don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Or your mom. Or your nephew. 👨‍⚖️ 💴 👨‍💼 cnbc.com/amp/2023/05/04…

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Clarence Thomas: the most anti-black, black guy you’ll ever meet. He knows who butters his bread. And his mom’s. And his wife’s. And his nephew’s… Ultra-rich, Nazi-memorabilia loving white dudes like Harlan Crowe! Remember! $ = SPEECH! Can’t bite the hand that feeds! 💁🏼‍♂️💵👨🏿‍⚖️

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Say it loud, say it proud… MIDLEVEL PROVIDER! Not a doctor. Not a professional. Not an associate. Not an equal. No oath taken. No commitment to patients above self. No time spent learning real critical thinking skills, diagnostics, or medicine. But 85% of the cash! Go NP Go!

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“I once heard a pilot crashed a plane.” - I still want a pilot at the controls “I once worked with an unpleasant lawyer but he was a litigation genius.” - I still want an attorney to take the case “I once saw a doctor who missed a diagnosis.” - I still want physician healthcare

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🗣This is what transparency looks like. Now let’s increase the number of residency programs so that we can get back to only physicians diagnosing and treating patients. Why? They are the only ones qualified to do so. Let nurses nurse and let doctors doctor. #noalternatives

🗣This is what transparency looks like.   Now let’s increase the number of residency programs so that we can get back to only physicians diagnosing and treating patients.  Why? They are the only ones qualified to do so. Let nurses nurse and let doctors doctor. #noalternatives
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.IU School of Medicine Seriously disappointed. You are the largest med school in Indiana. You have a faculty member - John Strobel - who sits on the PLA board which just fined Dr. Bernard $3000 for being a *good* doctor. Time to teach HIM what good medicine is. Fire Strobel immediately!

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.@IUHealthPhys Why do you employ John Strobel, president of the Indiana Professional Licensing agency? Shame on IU for supporting this ignorant “doctor” who thinks Dr. Bernard should be disciplined & fined for providing compassionate appropriate care to a 10 yr old rape victim!

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#LockHimUp Trump indicted. As Ronald Reagan’s memorable advertisement said: “It’s morning in America!” Time to restore dignity and honor to the office of the presidency, and bury the legacy of TFG alongside failures & cowards like Jefferson Davis and Benedict Arnold.

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.Iowa On BTN .The Iowa Hawkeyes .NBC Sports Peacock & failing NBC can step right off with the whole “we are going to stream major NCAA football games exclusively on our trash Peacock service.” Why do I pay for cable & 4 other streaming services - just to miss the Hawkeyes game?!

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Revoke nonprofit status from religious entities, hospitals, the NFL, all universities (public and private). There, I just fixed the budget deficit in 5 years flat.

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I have to say, as an Iowa State fan with a closet full of apology letters from the NCAA, that fumble call that handed Michigan a touchdown was the worst college football officiating call I have ever seen